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Strep Throat and Conjunctivitis Aren't Real Either

from #199 - Monkey Sex Traffickers | The Tim Dillon Show · #199

2 min

Closing riff extending his fake-illness bit to kids faking strep throat and conjunctivitis to skip school, followed by a wish for listeners' health and happiness.

In this bit4 moments
  • Conjunctivitis isn't real—kids use it to get out of school, so parents should just send them back.
  • Tim imagines a post-pandemic reunion dinner where everyone casually tells each other they hate each other while eating chicken wings.
  • Tim wishes the audience health, happiness, wealth, and a stunning steak before pivoting to criticism.
  • Dr. Judy Mikovits from Planned Parenthood has such a ridiculous name that it's hard to take her seriously.
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