rant · moment 12 of 21
Euthanize the Unemployed Instead of Food Banks
from #199 - Monkey Sex Traffickers | The Tim Dillon Show · #199
4 min
He proposes replacing food banks and unemployment bureaucracy with humane euthanasia for jobless people and their children, escalating into a bit about reviving child labor.
- Tim on ticket proceeds: all going to him, not to food banks or any charity.
- Why not use PostMates to deliver food for free instead of making people stand in demoralizing food bank lines?
- Tim proposes euthanizing unemployed people humanely instead of making them suffer through joblessness.
- Unemployment is harder than people think—Tim knows this from Facebook comedians complaining about 82-hour phone holds.
- Instead of vaccines, use science to lower the unemployment rate by euthanizing people.
- Whole family units need to go—children, all races represented, none of them have good futures anyway.
- Tim asks why child labor is inherently wrong if the alternative is euthanizing kids sitting around doing nothing.
- Leukemia isn't real; it's just pale kids seeking attention that should be eliminated.