rant · moment 9 of 21
Adele's Weight and the Thin/Fat Body Horror Fantasy
from #199 - Monkey Sex Traffickers | The Tim Dillon Show · #199
6 min
Tim riffs on Adele's weight loss, wishing for extreme thinness or fatness in celebrities like Adele and Laura Dern to create public unease, referencing Calista Flockhart and Ally McBeal.
- Tim says Adele is still fat and should get thinner.
- Fat people getting very thin and thin people getting very fat should happen more — it's scary on both ends.
- Tim recalls Calista Flockhart's extreme thinness on Ally McBeal, where her waist was the size of a compact disc.
- The image of extremely thin people: skin translucent, stuffed into their body like a sandwich in a ziploc bag.
- He wants to see a very thin person get extremely fat — specifically Laura Dern.
- Tim describes people becoming so extreme in either direction that bumping into them would cause panic attacks.
- People are going to be mad at this episode because they're stupid and don't understand comedy.
- Live your life without masks or vaccines, let yourself get arrested, buy a gun, stay alert — but don't just cocoon on your couch watching hack doctors on YouTube.
- After quarantine ends, you'll realize you want to be home masturbating instead of hanging out with your friends.
- Get rid of your friend group — once states reopen and you go out with them, you'll want to be home alone.
AdeleLaura DernCalista Flockhart