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My Spirit Guide Turned Out to Be Racist

from #199 - Monkey Sex Traffickers | The Tim Dillon Show · #199

2 min

A tangent about acquiring a spirit guide that started spouting antisemitic conspiracy theories, leading into more riffing on chakras, energy healing, and needing a new spiritual guide.

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  • Tim's spirit guide turned out to be racist and started citing the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
  • Drugstores like CVS and Walgreens in America sell both prescription drugs and frozen pizza, not actual health.
  • Skin problems come from eating dairy—the milk of another animal—which causes rosacea and eczema.
  • CeraVe and other moisturizers create addiction and just cover the problem rather than addressing the diet causing it.
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Protocols of the Elders of ZionCeraVeCVSWalgreensRed Baron

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