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The Illuminati Meeting Bit Continued and Candace Owens Joke
from #198 - I'm A Hero | The Tim Dillon Show · #198
3 min
He continues the bit imagining the Hollywood boardroom scheme behind the show, and jokes about funding Candace Owens' anti-lockdown tour in protest.
- Tim describes a hypothetical celebrity news show where Raven Symoné, Rob Lowe, and Master P discuss coronavirus from a mansion.
- The show's formula: unscripted celebrities without handlers spouting offensive, completely out-of-touch liberal takes week after week.
- Tim claims the show is a Republican conspiracy to guarantee Donald Trump's return to office.
- If this is a Bravo production, Tim says he'd sponsor Candace Owens to tour calling the virus fake after seeing it.
- George W. Bush learned from his mistakes and now paints silently in Texas, occasionally appearing at football stadiums to pass messages to Ellen.
- TV doesn't have the cultural power it once did—most people are online now, though shows like The Masked Singer still resonate in Middle America.
- Tim ends on a grim note: we'll all make it through this, meaning 18% of us.
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