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The Perfect Backyard Burger and Get a Friend for Quarantine

from #198 - I'm A Hero | The Tim Dillon Show · #198

2 min

Tim describes the ideal simple backyard cheeseburger experience, then tells listeners to reconnect with old contacts and "get a friend" for socially-distanced summer hangouts.

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  • The gourmet burger trend has gone too far—the perfect burger is simple: American cheese, potato bun, ketchup, grilled in a backyard.
  • The ideal scene is eating that burger while toweling off after a pool swim, barefoot in the grass, maybe in someone else's yard you've befriended your way into.
  • Summer barbecues and house parties are coming back, but smaller groups—this is the summer to make friends if you don't have them.
  • Tim's prescription: scroll Facebook, message people you haven't spoken to in six years, claim you want to pray for them about coronavirus, whatever it takes to get invited to a pool.
  • You have two months before summer—the time to secure a friend is now.
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