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Sheath Underwear
from #198 - I'm A Hero | The Tim Dillon Show · #198
4 min
SponsorSheath Underwear
A sponsor read for Sheath Underwear's two-pouch design, veteran founder, and promo code, drifting into jokes about the phrase "twig and berries" and Wesley Snipes' Blade.
- Sheath underwear's two-pouch compartment keeps your twig and berries from sticking to your inner thigh.
- Tim compares Sheath underwear's support to a mama gorilla cradling her precious newborn baby.
- Before Black Panther, there was Blade, the half-human, half-vampire superhero played by Wesley Snipes.
- Sheath underwear combines the best powers of boxer briefs and a jockstrap with none of their weaknesses, like Blade the Day Walker.
- Sheath's founder Robert Patton is a US Army soldier who developed it during his second tour in Iraq.
- Tim questions the term 'twig and berries' as demeaning, since twig suggests something small.
- Go to sheath underwear dot com with promo code TIM to get 20% off your first order.
- Tim argues this is a safe way to buy underwear online during lockdown without entering a store and endangering yourself or others.