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Closing Riff: Returning to Abusing Essential Workers and Satan's Take on America
from #197 - Essential Episode | The Tim Dillon Show · #197
4 min
Tim closes the show with a sign-off riff fantasizing about backhanding nurses and grocery clerks once the pandemic ends as a sign of America's recovery, ending with a bit that even Satan would be embarrassed by the state of the country and this podcast.
- Tim's advice for people in a bad spot: position yourself in front of David Dobrik's t-shirt gun or accept that no one really cares about you.
- Cat moms love quarantine because they've created a trillion pretend friends online instead of maintaining real relationships.
- Tim says the goal of this country is eventually to piss in the mouth of an essential worker again.
- When things open up, the first thing Tim plans to do is get in a screaming match with a Bristol Farms employee over gravlax and smokes.
- Tim used to spit in nurses' faces and call them strippers, but can't anymore because his cat might end up on a ventilator.
- Satan would be embarrassed by America and would want nothing to do with this country.
- No major Hollywood figure has offered to improve the podcast because they view it the same way Satan views America — as something beyond help.