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Fantasy of Returning to Abusing Essential Workers, and Nuclear War Warning

from #197 - Essential Episode | The Tim Dillon Show · #197

3 min

A dark bit imagining society reverting to mistreating grocery/service workers once the pandemic ends as the true marker of recovery, plus a tangent warning about impending nuclear war with China and mocking Candace Owens donors.

In this bit7 moments
  • Tim warns the country is becoming a bunch of wino cat moms obsessing over goofy parents and banana bread when nuclear war with China is coming in six months.
  • The original premise of the show was Tim screaming about nuclear war at midnight—exactly the space he and Ben wanted to create.
  • Stop donating to Candace Owens; you're angrier at drag shows on HBO than at the government that shut down the economy and gave you $1,200.
  • Tim agrees with Bill Gates about depopulation—he just wants to decide who goes, like people who don't buy Magic Spoon cereal.
  • Bill Hicks had a bit about strange political bedfellows, like Iraqis wanting to behead Bush while Bill joked about agreeing with Saddam on some things.
  • Don't panic about the chip coming into your neck—it's probably happening but you won't live to see it.
  • Liberty movements sprouting up around the country claim freedom but really just want a version of Jesus fascism—trading one corrupt master for another.
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Jared KushnerCandace OwensBill HicksBill Gates

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