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Giant Coronavirus Rats and Asking Friends for Money
from #194 - We're Going Home | The Tim Dillon Show · #194
1 min
Tim jokes about a fake study on rats growing six feet long from coronavirus, then riffs on asking distressed friends for cash when they ask how he's holding up.
- A study from China documents rats infected with coronavirus growing to six feet long and eating dogs
- Tim explains the pattern of friends calling to ask how you're holding up, then immediately requesting money
- Tim plugs the Patreon, promising that episodes feature genuine effort and have a different vibe than the main show
- Tim recalls driving his dad's car while high on cocaine until he crashed it into a grandmother's vehicle