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Ridge Wallet Ad and His Father's Boomer Wallet
from #194 - We're Going Home | The Tim Dillon Show · #194
3 min
SponsorRidge Wallet
Tim reads the Ridge Wallet ad, contrasting its sleek hygienic design with a nostalgic memory of his father's overstuffed leather wallet full of business cards from failed deals.
- Tim pitches Ridge wallet as a solution to give to everyone who isn't a pedophile.
- His father's sad Boomer wallet: a massive leather thing stuffed with business cards and cash that fell out everywhere.
- Ridge is sleek and sexy and can be sprayed with Lysol and hand sanitizer, making it one of the most hygienic wallets available.
- Tim argues that carrying less stuff means fewer surfaces for viruses to live on, so a minimalist wallet is actually doing good during a pandemic.
- Your job is gone, you can't go anywhere, your friends are taken, but the only thing left is your mind—and you need to protect your mental dexterity.