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Threatening to Suicide-Bomb Just for Laughs Festival

from #194 - We're Going Home | The Tim Dillon Show · #194

2 min

Tim jokes that the rescheduled Just for Laughs festival won't happen, and if it somehow does, he'll blow it up as a suicide bomber to prove his prediction right, while also refusing to wear a mask in Beverly Hills.

In this bit5 moments
  • Tim jokes he'll suicide-bomb Just For Laughs Festival if it actually happens in October.
  • He describes walking onstage at the new face showcase, pulling the pin, and telling the audience they're going home either to Syracuse or to see Jesus.
  • Tim insists he only speaks the truth and isn't here to pad anyone.
  • He refuses to wear a mask at Beverly Hills, claiming he has a beautiful European facial structure worth showing off.
  • Tim argues that despite not being able to work, fraternize, or leave homes, the government cannot compel him to wear a mask.
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