rant · moment 7 of 20
Tiny Dr. Fauci and the Coronavirus Press Conferences
from #192 - Coronavirus The Musical | The Tim Dillon Show · #192
3 min
Tim mocks the White House coronavirus briefings, joking that Fauci is too short to inspire confidence and riffing on Pence and Pompeo's awkward presence at the podium.
- Tim criticizes Dr. Fauci's appearance as too small and unimpressive to lead the country through a pandemic crisis.
- The White House coronavirus press conference features a woman in a nightgown who looks medicated, confusing and alarming to the public.
- Trump stands with stone-faced Pence in back, then Pompeo—a former CIA director uncomfortable being pulled into pandemic briefings instead of blackmail operations.
- Tim predicts cities will descend into Mad Max situations with shortages, crime increases, and likely martial law if conditions continue.
- Goldman Sachs and finance insiders are being told to expect an 18-month pandemic with waves of illness and cyclical work shutdowns.
- When people return to work after shutdowns, Tim doubts it will feel like boom times—people will remain anxious about risk and spending.