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Advice to Young People: Go Get Wu Han Bat Sandwiches

from #191 - Corona Cast | The Tim Dillon Show · #191

2 min

He tells young, healthy people to travel the world and take advantage of cheap flights during the pandemic, and mocks seniors upset about losing lacrosse season by comparing their problems to Italy's crisis.

In this bit5 moments
  • Tim's senior year of high school was one of the funnest years of his life—he was nominated for homecoming king and extremely popular.
  • Young people whose senior years or seasons got cut short by the pandemic think they have real problems, but countries like Italy are literally burning.
  • Parents should sit their upset lacrosse kids down and remind them that people elsewhere have actual serious problems to deal with.
  • These kids will grow up fine and can brag about how tough it was that they didn't get to play their last lacrosse season.
  • Tim would rather his kid get Wu Han bat disease than have him end up playing for the Long Island Lizards.
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