rant · moment 5 of 27
Urgent Care, Fake Coronavirus Testing, and the Vancouver Doctor Visit
from #190 - I Am Luxury | The Tim Dillon Show · #190
4 min
He describes preferring urgent care because it's fast and impersonal, mocks people demanding coronavirus tests with no symptoms, and recounts telling his doctor about a trip to Vancouver and blurting out an awkward comment about Asians there before getting his strep diagnosis confirmed.
- Tim went to urgent care because it's quick and he's afraid real doctors will discover what's actually wrong with him.
- Urgent care doctors aren't real doctors, just UCB improv kids pretending.
- Ticket sales are slowing down because of coronavirus, so Tim and Ben decided either shows sell out or they cancel and stay in the bunker—no half-full theaters.
- The urgent care told everyone they can't test for coronavirus and need to go to the ER instead.
- People with no symptoms are still demanding coronavirus tests just to be sure.
- Tim's throat was so bad he could barely swallow with huge, painful tonsils on Monday morning.
- When the doctor asked if he'd traveled recently, Tim mentioned he went to Vancouver and then volunteered that there were a lot of Asians there for medical accuracy.
- The strep test came back positive and Tim was relieved because it meant he didn't have coronavirus.