rant · moment 4 of 22
Bagging Hypebeasts and Cruise Ship Passengers
from #189 - Welcome To The Show, Hillary | The Tim Dillon Show · #189
2 min
He fantasizes about Chinese-style pandemic checkpoints bagging sneakerheads on Melrose, then launches into a rant about fat boomers on cruise ships treating impoverished islands like a theme park.
- Tim proposes replacing The Tonight Show with a schizophrenic person who gets progressively more insane each day
- Tim imagines Chinese checkpoint quarantine tactics applied to hypebeast sneaker stores on Melrose, bagging up kids waiting for Supreme drops
- Cruise ships define the fat boomer generation—floating toilets where privileged people gorge themselves then visit impoverished islands to buy fake jewelry
- Tim notes the absurdity of boats with 60 chefs pulling up to third-world countries with one witch doctor, then jokes about cruise passengers being quarantined