CPAC Gay Sex Speculation and Real Sacrifice

• 1:00:24Far-left activists on SSRIs who can't have sex, just hold each other and cry together while rubbing genitals until they get warm.
• 1:00:51Tim tells people under 25 to stop attending CPAC and actually live their lives instead of listening to speeches at the Gaylord hotel.
• 1:01:24Young people don't understand the real cost of power—they've never read about what the Bushes and Clintons actually did to get there.
• 1:01:46Getting on a CPAC stage and calling yourself a leader is fraud if you haven't killed people, run blackmail operations, or overthrown governments.
• 1:02:22Young comics complaining about not getting famous enough don't understand what you actually have to do to succeed.
• 1:02:38Hillary Clinton is a real murderer, unlike cheap knockoffs like Kimberly Guilfoyle pretending to be tough at CPAC.
• 1:02:55Millennial snowflakes whining about student loans don't grasp the dungeons, blood, narco-trafficking, and torture required to run the country.
• 1:03:29Even after all the murder, torture, and maiming, you still end up thrown in the street and forced to start a podcast.
• 1:03:58Tim welcomes Hillary Clinton to podcasting, where everyone reads ads and tries to get listeners to buy Ridge wallet.
• 1:04:27Powerful people were jet-setting and arranging executions, but now they're three years away from doing Skank Fest with everyone else.
• 1:05:00Those people in the comedy community open their arms to the formerly powerful and welcome them in.

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