rant · moment 20 of 22
CPAC's Empty Thesis and Republican Grifters
from #189 - Welcome To The Show, Hillary | The Tim Dillon Show · #189
3 min
Tim mocks the incoherent messaging at CPAC, comparing it unfavorably to a real sales convention, and notes many attendees who bullied gay kids in high school are now police officers.
- Tim questions what the thesis statement of the Republican movement even is anymore.
- Every bully from high school is now a police officer with a gun, and everyone pretends it's coincidence.
- Tim notes he's criticizing conservatives for their conference just as he would criticize liberals for theirs.
- Liberal conferences could require nine nametags listing pronouns, distance requirements, and medication information.
- Tim says he'd end a friendship with someone who wanted to attend a political convention to hear speakers like Kimberly Guilfoyle.
- There's probably a lot of gay sex happening at CPAC, with the Grindr app going crazy.
- Tim's straight friends sound incoherent compared to the articulate gay men at these events.
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