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Kimberly Guilfoyle's Grifter Arc

from #189 - Welcome To The Show, Hillary | The Tim Dillon Show · #189

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He traces Kimberly Guilfoyle's path from Gavin Newsom's wife to Fox News to Donald Trump Jr., calling her a con artist, then pivots to mocking billionaires like Mike Bloomberg and Tom Steyer in the Democratic primary.

In this bit8 moments
  • Kimberly Guilfoyle married Gavin Newsom, then dated Donald Trump Jr., with Fox News as the pit stop between them.
  • Tim describes an alternate version of her in Tampa getting involved with a failed real estate developer doing coke on a waterfront property.
  • Political conferences are full of grifters spouting empty talking points about socialism being bad.
  • The Republican Party has become a clown car of grifters, liars, and thieves with nothing substantive to say, unlike older neocons who at least wrote books.
  • Democrats are no better: the CIA sends in billionaires like Mike Bloomberg, who has less charisma than Moammar Qaddafi, to steal elections.
  • Tom Steyer, a billionaire, dances on stage performing rap with Juvenile instead of addressing real policy.
  • Bored billionaires perform with rappers at CPAC while politicians obsess over tax policy and personal feuds.
  • Republicans manufacture outrage over drag queens in libraries that may not actually exist, chasing phantom threats.
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Mercedes SchlappGavin NewsomMike BloombergDonald Trump JrTom SteyerBill KristolFox NewsMoammar Qaddafi

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