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CPAC Attendees Are Closeted Gay Debate Kids

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Watching CPAC coverage, Tim theorizes that young men obsessed with political conferences (left or right) are closeted homosexuals working out repression through debate.

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  • Tim watched CPAC and wants to make a claim about the attendees.
  • Young people actively involved in politics—whether at CPAC in khakis or at DSA meetings in Brooklyn—are closeted homosexuals.
  • Groups of men debating each other in hotel rooms are really just looking to have sex with each other.
  • The amount of sexual activity happening at CPAC right now involves people receiving oral sex after listening to Kimberly Guilfoyle.
  • Tim notes the grifters and con artists present at CPAC, referencing Guilfoyle as an example.
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