rant · moment 11 of 22
Revenge Fantasies Against Michael
from #189 - Welcome To The Show, Hillary | The Tim Dillon Show · #189
7 min
Tim spirals through increasingly deranged revenge schemes against his friend Michael for not driving him to the airport, including desecrating his dead mother's grave, prank calls impersonating her ghost, getting his pregnant girlfriend deported, and blocking his dog on Instagram.
- Tim's revenge fantasy: having someone call his estranged friend's father impersonating his dead mother claiming to be in hell.
- He blocked his friend's dog on Instagram to prevent contact through it.
- Tim mocks his friend's weed business as boring and a front for being a drug dealer.
- Tim fantasizes about convincing his friend's pregnant girlfriend to commit a crime so she gets deported.
- He's decided to start speaking to Michael again on a limited basis to see if he can earn the friendship back.
- Tim on reconciliation: you either cut someone off or you have to go big with revenge.
- He expresses hope that people traveling during the pandemic get infected on beaches.
- Despite the grievances, Michael has been one of his best friends and lent him money when he wasn't doing well.
- Tim considers defacing Michael's mother's grave but thinks it might be too much and illegal.
- He contemplated paying women to falsely accuse Michael of rape but decided against it.
- Michael still has Tim's AirPods, which renews his motivation to deface the grave by writing "Trump 2020" on it.