rant · moment 10 of 22
The Condiment Feud with Michael
from #189 - Welcome To The Show, Hillary | The Tim Dillon Show · #189
3 min
He defends mayonnaise against accusations of being white trash, then pivots into the saga of his friend Michael bailing on driving him to the airport.
- Mayonnaise is an enhancement, not a sandwich component, but Americans are fat slobs who've applied it in excessive amounts to everything.
- Michael offered to pick Tim up from the airport, then called at 7:30 AM—half an hour before the agreed 8:00 AM time—to cancel.
- Tim fantasized about revenge: desecrating Michael's mother's grave, or paying people to impersonate her calling his father from hell.
- Tim considered hiring people to call Michael's father, pretending to be his deceased mother, in the middle of the night.
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