rant · moment 5 of 17
Why Isn't There a Margot Robbie Podcast?
from #187 - Waffle Sundaes and Puppet Shows | The Tim Dillon Show · #187
4 min
He wonders why wealthy, famous actresses never speak candidly in podcasts, mocks Emma Stone's panic attacks despite her wealth, and imagines heckling Saoirse Ronan on the red carpet about Ireland and Brexit.
- Tim asks why there aren't podcasts from major actresses like Margot Robbie and Emma Stone.
- Joaquin Phoenix's acceptance speech exemplifies the problem: celebrities moralizing instead of being vapid and aspirational.
- Celebrities have no place to be human because their handlers are terrified they'll say something that costs them a deal.
- Tim imagines confronting Saoirse Ronan on the red carpet with absurd claims about her supporting Trump and Brexit.
- Tim goes after Ireland, calling it a country where people defecate in the street and have low IQs.
- Joaquin's opening line—'I don't feel elevated'—is an immediate lie that audiences can spot.
- The real problem is that Joaquin won the award but claims not to feel elevated, when clearly everyone else in their seats is.
- Tim predicts where Joaquin would be without acting: in a bar getting hammered.
- Joaquin claims the greatest gift is using his voice for the voiceless, which Tim mocks as celebrities deciding who counts as voiceless.
Joaquin PhoenixSaoirse RonanEmma StoneDonald TrumpIrelandMargot Robbie