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Ridge Wallet and Bluechew Ads
from #187 - Waffle Sundaes and Puppet Shows | The Tim Dillon Show · #187
5 min
SponsorRidge Wallet
Tim reads ad copy for Ridge Wallet (promo code TIM) describing its front-pocket design and fantasizing about a buyer's glow-up, then transitions into a Bluechew ad complete with riffing about erections, consent, and killing his neighbor's dog.
- Ridge Wallet goes in your front pocket, made of steel and carbon fiber.
- Tim owns six Ridge Wallets and credits them with helping him streamline his life.
- Promo code is Tim; Ridge wallet is essential for when people have coronavirus and are about to die.
- Ridge wallet has nothing to do with actual ridges or mountains, despite the name.
- The wallet is modern, hip, sleek—described as a TikTok wallet that will make you young and famous.
- Buying a Ridge wallet will inspire your heroin-addicted brother to turn his life around.
- Ridge wallet is young like a zoomer, not old like a boomer, and will make women take you to Vegas.
- With a Ridge wallet, your neighbors will stop avoiding you and call you a pillar of the community instead of a cautionary tale.
- Bluechew promo code is Tim; Ridge wallet at ridge.com/tim, and dicks don't work anyway.