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Launching Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon
from #187 - Waffle Sundaes and Puppet Shows | The Tim Dillon Show · #187
11 min
Tim announces a mail-order jewelry pyramid-scheme business, berates frustrated customers who haven't received their jewel kits, and stages a fake sales pitch role-play with 'Ben' pouncing on an old friend to recruit him into selling jewelry.
- Tim's true passion is jewelry, not comedy, and it's about giving people perfectly set stones.
- Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon customers are complaining that merchandise hasn't arrived, but Tim says they don't need physical jewels to sell the lifestyle and idea.
- Salespeople for the jewelry company must convince people they're unhappy without the right jewelry and recruit them to sell jewelry in return.
- Tim identifies himself as a businessman since childhood, constantly crunching numbers and making things work.
- A three-day intensive sales training seminar in an Arizona Hilton or Marriott will teach distributors product knowledge and sales strategy.
- Facebook is the best platform for the jewelry business because Zuckerberg doesn't verify everything, unlike Twitter, Instagram, or TikTok.
- Tim pitches Ben at lunch by telling a story about stealing and selling jewelry as a child, then revealing his new company only to worthy people.
- Tim sources his jewelry from the best jeweler, referencing the movie Uncut Gems to establish credibility.
- Jewels always glitter brightly and everybody wants them, just like the dwarfs in Snow White mining for gems—the oldest story in America.
- Tim positions the jewelry business as helping people escape 9-to-5 work by creating multiple revenue streams and a sales strategy that reaches into the community.
- He doesn't want people working dumb pig jobs and instead offers them the chance to create their own business and opportunities.
- The goal is to make people understand that Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon is the thing that's going to happen, through soft but persistent persuasion.
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