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Ridge Wallet: Streamlining Your Life and His Dad's Filthy Wallet
from #185 - Stunning Estate | The Tim Dillon Show · #185
7 min
SponsorRidge Wallet
Tim reads the Ridge Wallet ad, mocking his father's disorganized old leather wallet stuffed with stripper cash, and riffing that a minimalist wallet forces a minimalist, intentional life, tying in his hoarder mother.
- Tim's dad had an embarrassing old leather wallet stuffed with stripper money and business cards that would fall out everywhere.
- A Ridge wallet forces you to organize your life and strip it down to essentials.
- Tim's mother was a hoarder who filled rooms with unsold Beanie Babies and McDonald's toys, believing they'd make money on the aftermarket.
- Ridge wallet promo code: use TIM at ridgeego.com/tim for 10% off, free worldwide shipping and returns.
- Tim jokes about Ridge wallet customers ranging from special ops guys in Africa to people in Syria and Ukraine, all getting free worldwide shipping.
- A Ridge wallet is a conversation starter that might lead to an attractive woman wanting to marry you and build a life together.
- More realistically, you'll be playing with your new Ridge wallet in a bar with earbuds in, ignoring the bartender telling you it's closing time.
- Ridge wallet results are not guaranteed—many buyers will still have horrible lives, but some might turn things around.
- Tim's dad bought Ridge wallets for everyone he knows but never uses the promo code, frustrating Tim because it doesn't help him at all.
- Tim rejects the boomer mentality that "the thought that counts"—actually, what you do counts, not the thought behind it.