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Ari Needs to Solve the Epstein Murder, and Nostalgic Long Island Joyriding

from #185 - Stunning Estate | The Tim Dillon Show · #185

3 min

Tim jokes Ari Shaffir should redeem himself by solving Jeffrey Epstein's death, riffs on Prince Andrew and Ghislaine Maxwell, then reminisces about getting high and driving through wealthy Long Island neighborhoods as a teenager.

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  • John McAfee recently claimed it was dark Taglioni, then settled on the prison guard theory for the Epstein murder.
  • Prince Andrew still not cooperating with the investigation.
  • Ghislaine Maxwell will probably end up as a real estate seller on a Bravo show in a few years.
  • Tim used to drive through wealthy Long Island areas stoned with friends, looking at mansions and sometimes creeping onto the lawns.
  • Smoking pot while driving through Sands Point with his buddy Tom, who now works as a U.S. Marshal, screaming that rich people were better than them.
  • California rich people hide behind gates, but Long Island mansions were accessible for driving around and looking at.
  • Getting coked out and looking at Christmas lights on Long Island, or stoned with hot chocolate from Dunkin Donuts.
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Jeffrey EpsteinPrince AndrewGhislaine MaxwellJohn McAfeeSands Point

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