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Fake Ad Read: Another Bachelor Podcast
from #183 - Tim Does The Tonight Show | The Tim Dillon Show · #183
6 min
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Tim reads a parody/joke ad copy written 'in his voice' for a Bachelor companion podcast called Another Bachelor Podcast, riffing on the hosts (Nick, Dylan, Pat), suicide jokes, tick-tock stars, and mocking the writers of the copy.
- Tim reads a Bachelor podcast ad written by fans, claiming he's a comic genius and they are not.
- Season 24 of The Bachelor is more important than the impeachment trial, according to the ad copy.
- Another Bachelor Podcast features Nick with schizophrenic parents, Dylan who's Jewish, and Pat, an older man.
- The ad read actually moved the numbers and improved Pat's mental health after his podcasting buddies saved him from the bathtub.
- Rich Jewish women talking about their anatomy dominate podcasting, whether it's Girls Gotta Eat or similar shows.
- Tim encourages the three hosts, saying Nick could find a nice lady and move to the valley.
- Tim would appear on the hosts' Below Deck podcast because the show fascinates him despite not caring about the plot or characters.
- He's been performing since age six and shouldn't even be in the same room as these podcasters, but he'll do it anyway.
- Tim wants Theo to have him back on instead of booking TikTok stars like Chase Hudson and Charlie D'Amelio.
- TikTok is missing fat Irish guys who think immigration is a legitimate issue, but racist aunts will eventually fill that void.
- Tim closes by telling listeners to give these kids a chance and watch The Bachelor podcast every week.
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