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BlueChu Ad: Remember Those Days
from #182 - Beware the Villas | The Tim Dillon Show · #182
5 min
SponsorBlueChew
An extended, increasingly dark sponsor read for BlueChu (chewable ED medication) built around a repeated "remember those days" refrain that spirals into imagery of heroin addiction and family estrangement.
- Tim riffs on remembering the days when you could perform adequately for your partner and had a functional penis.
- The fantasy of moving to buy a beautiful home, starting a family, and having hope for a real job that pays.
- Tim catalogs the physical and mental capabilities of youth: waking up hungover without it bothering you, handling booze, smoking without midday cravings.
- The nadir: sucking dick for heroin in a supermarket parking lot.
- BlueChew pitch: first chewable with FDA-approved erectile dysfunction ingredients, works up to twice as fast as pills.
- Tim circles back to the memory of when your parents didn't look at you with pure disgust and fear.
- The lost friendship: you used to go to the beach with Karen, now she won't answer calls after watching you collect cans looking gaunt and pale.
- BlueChew is made in the USA, cheaper than pharmacy prices, ships in discrete packaging directly to your door.
- Tim describes having to defecate outside last week because nobody would let you use their bathroom—they knew you'd tie off heroin in there.
- Final pitch: BlueChew dot-com, promo code Tim—remember those days before you considered eating a cat as a food source.
- The only reason you didn't skin and barbecue the cat is because it would take too much work.