rant · moment 11 of 32
Snuggies, 9/11, and the Hokey Pokey with Aunts
from #179 - Sal Vulcano | The Tim Dillon Show · #179
4 min
Tim recounts his stepmother handing out Snuggies as a group gift while he tries to bring up 9/11 conspiracy theories, then describes standing through an adult hokey-pokey and wanting to end his own life out of despair.
- Tim on being told he's loud and sad, and how he gets worked up playing to 300 people.
- Holiday dinners should use real plates and utensils, not plastic, because Christ was born today.
- Stepmother gives Snuggies as gifts every year; Tim brings up Building 7 and 9/11 while everyone admires how soft they are.
- Teachers at family gatherings tell boring origin stories about why they became teachers.
- Teachers act like becoming a teacher was an achievement, when really they just wanted summers off and to leave by 2:30.
- Tim never criticized teachers until they claimed teaching was the most important job in the world.
- Teaching isn't in the top hundred important jobs because there's no shortage of people willing to do it.
- At holidays, you have to sit and listen to someone explain why they became a teacher.
- Stepmother makes everyone put on the Snuggies; Tim would rather tie a noose around his neck.