rant · moment 8 of 32
Stand-up Sucks, Fired Fan Interaction Bit, and the Dry Snatch Podcast
from #179 - Sal Vulcano | The Tim Dillon Show · #179
2 min
Tim continues riffing on how brutal stand-up is, does a bit interacting with an imaginary Puerto Rican-looking white fan, and jokes he should have made his podcast about "avocado toast and dry snatch" to get more listeners.
- Stand-up is the worst art form, though it's also the best
- He greets an audience member named Tim Dylan and asks if he's excited about the holiday
- Tim comments that the guy doesn't look Puerto Rican, then gets confused about what 'cooking Porto Rican' means
- Complaint: he gives everything for free while other podcasters with nine houses get rich off content about their personal lives
- If he'd called his podcast 'avocado toast in your asshole' and talked about his dry snatch like everyone else, he'd have 75 million listeners
- Telling the truth doesn't monetize the way personal dysfunction does