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Manscaped: Taking Your Dick Out at Work
from #178 - Secret Society | The Tim Dillon Show · #178
5 min
SponsorManscaped
A sponsor read for Manscaped spirals into an extended riff about grooming giving men the confidence to expose themselves in public and at work, delivered as fake product philosophy.
- Tim argues that a well-groomed pubic region makes indecent exposure more socially acceptable, even in fast-food restaurants and train stations.
- People reporting a streaker will grudgingly acknowledge if his genitals are well-trimmed, which Tim treats as a mark of respect.
- Taking your dick out in an office setting is funny and acceptable if you like your dick or have made peace with the kind you have.
- If Louis C.K. had used Manscaped, he wouldn't have gotten in trouble—a reference to his exposing himself to women.
- Tim's instructions for manscaping success: shave yourself, take your dick out, don't start beating it, and let people appreciate it.
- Manscaped's actual corporate goal, according to Tim, is enabling men to expose themselves at work without social consequences.
- Tim qualifies the advice: don't take your penis out at work if you work with children or the elderly, as it could cause harm.
- For legal-age coworkers, taking your dick out at your job is the message Tim wants to communicate about the product's purpose.