rant · moment 5 of 25
Put Your Pets (and Kids) to Sleep
from #177 - Sober December | The Tim Dillon Show · #177
2 min
A long absurdist rant arguing that too many young people have pets they can't handle, escalating into darkly comic advice to euthanize dogs, cats, and eventually smother your children, before he admits he's just making a point in a funny way about pet overload.
- Tim argues young people in their 20s who want to accomplish anything shouldn't have dogs or cats.
- Cats are disgusting creatures with filthy litter boxes and their own ecosystem of fleas and ticks.
- Tim brings up Cashew Von, the Parkland kid from his Patreon who doesn't say thank you despite being fed sushi and ice cream.
- Cashew Von criticized Ben for vaping even though Ben quit cigarettes and drinking to switch to vaping.
- A pokeball sits on the table that Tim will explain the purpose of later.