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Ridge Wallet Ad: Get Rid of Everything You Don't Need
from #177 - Sober December | The Tim Dillon Show · #177
5 min
SponsorRidge Wallet
A Ridge Wallet sponsor read that spirals into Tim threatening to kill listeners' families and their kids if they don't buy the wallet, framed as advice to declutter your whole life.
- Tim threatens to kill the listener's family if they don't buy a Ridge wallet because it's a good product and sponsors the show.
- He compares his wallet sales to the government's weapons deals with Yemen and Saudi Arabia, arguing he's doing it cleaner.
- Americans know less about anything than anyone else, and their wallets are tattered pieces of old shoe leather.
- Tim says he's critical of America only because he likes it and wants her to do the right killing and genocide.
- Another threat: he'll drive down the listener's street and hit their kid on a bike if they don't buy the wallet.
- He pitches giving the wallet as a gift during whatever holiday the listener celebrates and suggesting they listen to his podcast together in separate cars.
- Final call to action: go to Ridge.com/tim, use code TIM for 10% off, or Tim will make their life a living hell.
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