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Kuna Pro Gear Backpack Ad

from #176 - The Florida Project | The Tim Dillon Show · #176

6 min

SponsorKuna Pro Gear

A sponsor read for Kuna Pro Gear backpacks framed as gear for rioters, protesters, and civil disobedience of any political stripe, with jokes about tear gas, riot cops, and durability.

In this bit10 moments
  • Tim pitches Kuna Pro Gear backpacks as military-grade survival gear for when society collapses, dismissing NPR tote bags.
  • The backpack material is so durable it would have survived in Epstein's cell.
  • Whether you're an antifa activist, communist, or neo-Nazi, you need a Kuna backpack for whatever you're trying to do out there.
  • Tim describes the backpack as essential gear for bringing down local or government agencies, durable enough to withstand mace and bike locks.
  • The corporate state will crush you, but at least you'll have a nice backpack and meet fun people doing civil disobedience.
  • Nobody wants a cheap JanSport ripping during a violent riot; you need Kuna Pro Gear to stick and move through tear gas.
  • Tim personally owns one of their backpacks and confirms it's genuinely tough and durable for college students, filmmakers, and hostile environments.
  • The military-grade nylon is what the U.S. government uses when landing in third-world countries, making locals grateful.
  • A Kuna backpack makes a good weapon against a riot cop who stumbled into protesters, if you believe in something strongly enough.
  • When doing civil disobedience, the last thing you need to worry about is your backpack falling apart.
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