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Kuna Pro Gear Backpack Ad
from #176 - The Florida Project | The Tim Dillon Show · #176
6 min
SponsorKuna Pro Gear
A sponsor read for Kuna Pro Gear backpacks framed as gear for rioters, protesters, and civil disobedience of any political stripe, with jokes about tear gas, riot cops, and durability.
- Tim pitches Kuna Pro Gear backpacks as military-grade survival gear for when society collapses, dismissing NPR tote bags.
- The backpack material is so durable it would have survived in Epstein's cell.
- Whether you're an antifa activist, communist, or neo-Nazi, you need a Kuna backpack for whatever you're trying to do out there.
- Tim describes the backpack as essential gear for bringing down local or government agencies, durable enough to withstand mace and bike locks.
- The corporate state will crush you, but at least you'll have a nice backpack and meet fun people doing civil disobedience.
- Nobody wants a cheap JanSport ripping during a violent riot; you need Kuna Pro Gear to stick and move through tear gas.
- Tim personally owns one of their backpacks and confirms it's genuinely tough and durable for college students, filmmakers, and hostile environments.
- The military-grade nylon is what the U.S. government uses when landing in third-world countries, making locals grateful.
- A Kuna backpack makes a good weapon against a riot cop who stumbled into protesters, if you believe in something strongly enough.
- When doing civil disobedience, the last thing you need to worry about is your backpack falling apart.
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