rant · moment 15 of 15
Thanksgiving Sign-Off: Johnny Gosch, Paul Bonacci, and T-Mobile Complaints
from #175 - Corporate Steakhouse | The Tim Dillon Show · #175
3 min
Tim wishes listeners a happy Thanksgiving, tells them to go see the family who failed them, and closes with a dark riff about kidnapping victims Johnny Gosch and Paul Bonacci, noting that no matter what happens to you in America you end up complaining about your cell carrier on Facebook.
- Go back to see the people that ruined your life—they poisoned you, didn't teach you money management, pushed you toward mediocre schools, left you emotionally unprepared.
- You're lucky no matter what, even if your parents beat you with lit cigarettes—somewhere Johnny Gosch is sitting there understanding that luck.
- Paul Bonacci, a guy tortured and sexually molested throughout his childhood, was recently on Facebook complaining about T-Mobile cell service.
- No matter what happens to anyone in this country, they end up on Facebook yelling about their cellphone carrier—that's the true sign of a healthy and vital nation.