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Ridge Wallet Ad: Dad's Wallet and Beating the Chinese
from #175 - Corporate Steakhouse | The Tim Dillon Show · #175
7 min
SponsorRidge Wallet
A sprawling Ridge Wallet read where Tim tells a story about his father losing a fat, disorganized wallet in NYC, uses it as a metaphor for his own dysfunctional upbringing, and pivots into a bit about needing a sleek wallet to compete with China.
- Tim's father lost his wallet on a payphone in New York City and a sea of people stole it in seconds.
- His father's wallet was a big bulbous mess stuffed with business cards, receipts, and gum wrappers—a metaphor for his entire life.
- Tim says his father didn't treat his wife and kids as a project to improve, leading to his mother going insane and Tim becoming a gay cocaine addict.
- A sleek Ridge wallet with only essential cards represents the discipline and streamlining his father never had.
- Tim warns that the Chinese are trying to beat America and listeners need to fight back through self-improvement.
- The Ridge wallet is a way to start eliminating friends and family members who aren't essential.
- Replace maybes and some days with the certainty of carrying only essential cards and beating the Chinese for your children's future.