rant · moment 40 of 41
Pitching More Fake Comedy Articles
from #172 - Long Island Wedding | The Tim Dillon Show · #172
3 min
Tim continues his comedy-journalism bit, pitching absurd fake articles like "Ten Comedians Who Should Be Killed in Their Homes" and a Tonight Show-versus-your-mother-being-raped thought experiment.
- Tim describes the comedy industry as burying your head in a trough of shit until someone tells you it'll be okay.
- Anyone who writes lists of comedians nobody knows in a year should be put to death for lack of consequences.
- Tim offers to write all comedy articles himself without taking credit, just to stop pseudo-intellectuals from doing it.
- First fake article pitch: "Ten Comedians Who Should Be Killed in Their Homes," ranked from wouldn't upset to actually should be killed.
- Second fake article: "Would You Rather Watch The Tonight Show or Your Mother Get Raped?" with a guest Jimmy can't understand due to their quirky accent.