Comedy Journalists Should Be Arrested

• 1:21:20Comedy press has collectively lost their minds and should be put in a padded room with all sharp objects removed.
• 1:22:07Being on comedy industry lists is a curse that leaves people homeless and wandering LA streets three years later.
• 1:22:35The only comics comedy journalists like are ones they think would invite them to parties—comics that aren't the people who used to spit on them in homeroom.
• 1:23:07Police should arrest comedy reviewers in the middle of the night and interrogate them under hot lights about why they find certain things funny.
• 1:23:38Jenny Slade's special was talented but not for him; the praise leveled on people has nothing to do with the actual thing anymore.
• 1:24:22Nobody was actually mad about Chrissy's special or thought Nanette was the greatest thing—journalists fabricated outrage and meaning that wasn't there.
• 1:24:55Most comedy journalists like Jason Cinnamon and Jesse David Fox are lunatics who should be writing from behind bars, though occasionally Meg Rided or Vulture do something not insane.
• 1:25:48Critics aren't having real reactions to comedy; they only like comedy from people they see as anxious and crawling on their floor every night.
• 1:26:21Skankfest had the best comedians of the last century—Louis CK, Bill Burr, Bobby Kelly, Rich Vos, Dan Soder, Marc Maron, Michael Che—yet journalists write it off without attending or doing research.
• 1:27:31Comedy journalists should contact Tim every week so he can write their reviews for them, or else go to jail.

comedy pressJenny SlateRon BenningtonBonnie McFarlaneBill BurrRich VosYamaneika SaundersBobby KellyJesse David FoxMarc NormanLouieNanetteDan SoderJason CinnamonMichelle WolfMichael CheMeg Rided