rant · moment 33 of 41
Everyone's a Hero Online, a Loser Offline
from #172 - Long Island Wedding | The Tim Dillon Show · #172
2 min
Tim describes the disconnect between people's confident online personas fighting celebrities and politicians versus their sad real lives eating McDonald's in their cars.
- In 20 years people may beg for Chase Bank back when they're dealing with armed marauding psychopaths instead.
- We've created such a life for ourselves online that we could never produce an actual life offline.
- Online everyone's an eagle with wings spread, destroying people and clapping back at the president.
- In real life you go to McDonald's, eat a cheeseburger in your car and cry, then tell Alyssa Milano to fuck off online.
- Eventually internet access will run out and people might venture outside when things get worse.
- Tim just wants to go to as many weddings as possible before that day happens.