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Everyone's a Hero Online, a Loser Offline

from #172 - Long Island Wedding | The Tim Dillon Show · #172

2 min

Tim describes the disconnect between people's confident online personas fighting celebrities and politicians versus their sad real lives eating McDonald's in their cars.

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  • In 20 years people may beg for Chase Bank back when they're dealing with armed marauding psychopaths instead.
  • We've created such a life for ourselves online that we could never produce an actual life offline.
  • Online everyone's an eagle with wings spread, destroying people and clapping back at the president.
  • In real life you go to McDonald's, eat a cheeseburger in your car and cry, then tell Alyssa Milano to fuck off online.
  • Eventually internet access will run out and people might venture outside when things get worse.
  • Tim just wants to go to as many weddings as possible before that day happens.
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