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Throwing Fruit at Cars With Ryan and Tim
from #172 - Long Island Wedding | The Tim Dillon Show · #172
5 min
Tim tells stories about his friend Ryan's love of pranks, throwing whole fruit at passing cars in eleventh grade, and pelting a Bally's gym window with eggs, tying it to peer pressure and conformity.
- Tim and Ryan's friend Tim, who passed away from drug overdose, loved throwing eggs and was insanely funny from their early drinking days.
- They'd show up to friend Tim's house hammered and his mother would lose her mind at their state.
- They got caught with fake IDs at Gillian's; when the bouncer asked what dorm Tim was in, Tim said the Kennedy dorm like an idiot.
- Friend Tim would tell people like Jerry Ann to shut up in the middle of genuine moments, which was hilarious.
- They bought three dozen eggs and pelted the floor-to-ceiling window of a Bally's gym; nobody inside cared or really noticed.
- As they moved into drinking in eleventh grade, one kid in the group wasn't ready to graduate from throwing fruit and still wanted to do that forever.
- They snuck into bars near Hofstra College that were full of underage kids, literally packed with hammered children dancing around.
- At a club called Bogaerts, Tim's older brother whispered in Ryan's ear while he was dancing with a short-haired girl that he was the shit man.
- After that night out, they all had to pull over on the way home and started vomiting in the car together.
- Tim who passed away was truly funny, a surfer skater kid who always had a hot girlfriend, and one of Ryan's favorite people.