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Wanting to Party With Post Malone and Billie Eilish

from #172 - Long Island Wedding | The Tim Dillon Show · #172

1 min

Tim jokes about being stuck at the Safari Inn with junkies instead of partying with celebrities like Post Malone, Karl Malone, and Billie Eilish on Halloween.

In this bit3 moments
  • Tim claims he's never meant anything he's ever said, and that jokes are the only things that matter—real truths are just things people accept after they've been said.
  • He fantasizes about being at a Halloween party in LA with cool people taking photos, but not with comedians—he'd rather party with Post Malone or Karl Malone.
  • Tim wants to have a photo with Billie Eilish, but instead he's stuck at the end list of junkies who will trash the room.
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Billie EilishPost MaloneKarl Malone

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