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Eighth Grade Egg-Throwing and the Fat Aunt Eva Sketch Idea
from #172 - Long Island Wedding | The Tim Dillon Show · #172
2 min
Tim recalls throwing eggs and vandalizing property with popular kids in eighth grade as a suburban rite of passage, then pitches a sketch idea about two guys dressed for a protest who never make it there.
- Tim describes eighth-grade suburban delinquency: vandalizing homes and cars, throwing eggs at kids, risking getting beaten up or killed.
- Urban legends about egg-throwing: kids swallowing eggs and dying, eggshells in eyes, someone getting shot in the head over an egg.
- Tim recalls his first time going out with the mob in eighth grade—it was fun—then had dinner with his dad at a steakhouse afterward.
- He showed up to dinner covered in shaving cream, dressed all in black like he was part of antifa or a protest group.
- Tim pitches a sketch idea called "Fat Aunt Eva": two guys dressed in black supposed to go to a protest but stop at Arby's instead.