rant · moment 23 of 27
Why the Franklin Scandal Episode Isn't Happening
from #171 - Brownie Boat | The Tim Dillon Show · #171
4 min
Tim explains the practical and ethical reasons he can't do a real investigative journalism episode on the Franklin scandal, describing how conspiracy researchers protect their scoops for future Hollywood paydays.
- Tim says nobody will talk to him about the Franklin scandal, citing lack of credibility and inability to verify claims.
- Conspiracy theories are mainstream now and people are dumb for thinking he's selling out by not covering them.
- Tim rants about people's obsession with dogs instead of focusing on real priorities like business and children.
- Pet breeding has created deformed animals that don't even understand why they exist and can barely breathe.
- Every loser with nine dogs uses them as an excuse to avoid doing anything meaningful with their life.
- Tim's friend got a dog to avoid doing coke, which treats the symptom instead of fixing the actual problem.
- Conspiracy investigations get complicated when egos are involved and everyone wants to own the story exclusively.
- Tim warns his fans that some of them are so literal-minded they're like medical miracles of surviving without brain function.