rant · moment 12 of 27
The Twisty Treat Brownie Boat Feud
from #171 - Brownie Boat | The Tim Dillon Show · #171
7 min
Tim tells an extended, escalating story about repeatedly trying to order a "brownie boat" from Florida ice cream chain Twisty Treat and being denied because the location is independently owned, riffing on franchise logic.
- The Florida Project is a great movie about the Magic Castle extended-stay hotel where people actually live.
- The film cast a real white-trash girl from Instagram and barely paid the actual hotel residents who appeared in it.
- Tim tried a brownie boat at a Twisty Treat ice cream place and returned the next day to a different location.
- A haggard woman at the second Twisty Treat insisted they're privately owned and don't have brownie boats, with no explanation.
- At the first location, the employee enthusiastically recommended the brownie boat and everyone in line was ordering it.
- Floridians want their ice cream in boats and troughs, not cones or sundaes.
- Pervert Park is a documentary about a mobile home community in St. Petersburg filled with pedophiles abusing children.
- The FBI was busy pretending to be children online to catch a 17-year-old instead of stopping actual terrorists like those behind 9/11 and the Boston Marathon bombing.
- Tim considered doing a podcast from Pervert Park just yelling about Twisty Treat and brownie boats.
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