rant · moment 22 of 27
Hooking Up With a 53-Year-Old Woman and Her Missing Shoe
from #170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1| The Tim Dillon Show · #170
6 min
Tim tells an extended, detailed story about a drunken hookup with an older woman he met at a bar, including a lost shoe search and dancing to Van Morrison.
- Tim hooked up with a 53-year-old woman who was drunk at a bar, describes her physical appearance and matted curly hair.
- Woman lost one of her shoes inside the bar and couldn't find it; Tim and staff looked through the garbage for it.
- They went to another bar where she bought all the drinks while missing a shoe in the summer.
- At Tim's place, the woman complained immediately that it smelled like cat piss, said he should change the litter box more often.
- She seemed surprised his house was actually nice and well-kept, not a rundown shitty place like she apparently expected.
- They danced to Van Morrison—Tim thinks it was 'Brown Eyed Girl'—before getting into bed.
- Tim remembers not being able to perform beyond getting erect due to whiskey; they just slept instead.
- She woke him up yelling that he had to go, rushing him out the door like a scene from a movie.
- Tim speculates that if he'd given her better sex, she might have been less angry about his snoring.
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