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Would You Kill Someone for a Mansion? The Iraq War Math

from #170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1| The Tim Dillon Show · #170

3 min

Tim muses that starting a war for wealth doesn't add up compared to just robbing a bank, given the scale of deaths versus the modest luxury gained.

In this bit6 moments
  • Tim argues that starting a fake war yields more benefit than a waterfront house, given the millions of Cambodian deaths under Pol Pot.
  • Even war criminals with multiple properties don't fully appreciate their homes' beautiful exposed-beam kitchens and cathedral ceilings.
  • Rich people roll up windows in their Escalades and don't look outside until reaching their Midtown offices, disconnected from the surrounding area.
  • Tim reflects on a dairy barn worker and his family, all laboring in the same terrible job across generations with pride—the saddest situation he knows.
  • The dairy barn worker got shot in the face during a robbery, making Tim question why someone would kill him over $300.
  • Tim imagines the robber's logic: a Long Island wiseass asking what the worker will buy with $300, implying he deserved to die for it.

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