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Peering Into a Rich Estate and Comparing to a Dairy Barn Family
from #170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1| The Tim Dillon Show · #170
5 min
The crew tries to peek at a hidden mansion through hedges, encounters a tutor at the gate, and Tim tells a story about a dairy barn family and a worker who got shot in the face during a robbery.
- Tim points out the real money is in these estates hidden from the street.
- Tim criticizes Ray for having the car window rolled down while working, saying his comfort isn't paramount.
- Tim describes the wicker fence as looking like a booger basket shaped like stalks of wheat.
- There's something about living by the water that makes it a beautiful way to live.
- Rich people enjoy natural disasters because they can afford recovery when their house gets destroyed.
- Tim wonders what kind of expensive berries might be growing on the estate's trees.
- Tim says he'd drive into their driveway just to see what happens if he had a license.
- Tim argues people wouldn't pull him over because they know who he is from his TV appearances.
- Ray suggests the estate doesn't seem worth all the war crimes that presumably funded it.
- Tim makes a joke about killing someone and getting a mansion compared to running from cops in a minivan.
- The segment ends with Ray noting a stop sign and Jesus Christ in exasperation.