rant · moment 15 of 27
Do Rich People Want to Be Friends With You?
from #170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1| The Tim Dillon Show · #170
7 min
Tim and Ray debate whether wealthy people would ever befriend them, discussing intelligence vs. looks vs. money, and continue riffing on Ben's effortless attractiveness.
- Tim asks if the guest has ever had a wealthy friend who would introduce them to their parents and let them into their home.
- Rich people don't befriend you for your personality or intelligence—they just kind of look at you like you're a loser.
- Tim explains how the guest used to think maybe Netflix success would make rich people want to befriend him, and Tim told him that made no sense.
- Ben could make friends with wealthy people just because he's good-looking, whereas Tim and the guest would need personality to compensate.
- If Tim was good-looking, things would be better—he's asking if that's just obvious.
- Rich people have to be interesting, and fat people like Lizzo have to be the biggest star in music just for people to tolerate them.
- You have to convince people that fat people are beautiful just to prevent them from literally burning them at the stake.
- Tim says no fat people hate fat people more than fat people hate themselves, and he doesn't have fat friends.
- Nothing is worse in the world than two fat people hanging out together, except maybe a talentless, boring fat person.
- Ben can't pull off the dark, brooding good looks where you can be a dick to everyone—he just has this sleepy, bashful thing instead.