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Ridge Wallet Ad
from #170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1| The Tim Dillon Show · #170
3 min
SponsorRidge Wallet
Tim pitches Ridge Wallet, riffing on disgusting things people keep in old wallets and his father's overstuffed cash wallet, before giving the discount code.
- Tim argues everyone should wear jeans and carry a Ridge wallet in the front pocket, with only a credit card or two and maybe a lawyer's business card.
- Stop carrying loyalty cards and punch cards from closed businesses like the frozen yogurt shops that went out of style years ago.
- A nice wallet is a conversation starter—people wonder what kind it is, and Ridge keeps it mysterious and high-tech.
- Tim's father's wallet revealed his failures: stuffed with a phonebook, random cash that added up to seventeen dollars, making it look fat and stupid.
- A fat wallet now means you're poor and broke; you should have a sleek wallet with maybe one hundred dollar bill rolled up for cocaine.
- Use code tim at ridgewallet.com for 10% off and stop being a loser with everything falling out of your pockets.